The Blossom Ball is coming up, making it the perfect time to ask out that special someone. If you can’t think of anything, here’s some Benson-themed pickup lines that may or may not work.
“You must be an Astro, ‘cause you’re out of this world.”
This pickup line is great because it applies to everyone at Benson — everyone’s an Astro!
“Is your name Marshall? Because I’ve temporarily relocated my feelings to you.”
This is certain to be nostalgic for students who suffered through the Marshall Campus. It’s also great if you don’t have super serious feelings for someone, because it’s only temporary.
“Are you an electric major? Because I see the sparks between us.”
If you have a crush on someone majoring in electrical, and you think they like you back, this one is bound to work.
“I’m glad you’re CPR and first-aid certified, because my heart stops whenever I see you.”
Everyone at Benson gets the opportunity to become first-aid certified through the Red Cross in their freshman year, which is useful if your heart skips a few beats when you see them.
“Your eyes are like our new campus the way I get lost in them.”
The newly modernized Benson campus can be like a labyrinth, and easy to get lost in — the same way you get lost starting into the eyes of someone you adore.
“You must be an Automotive major, because you drive me crazy.”
This one is fantastic if you can’t stop thinking about someone in auto.
“Are you the school-provided lunch? Because I’d wait for you forever.”
Benson’s cafeteria lines can be an eternity long, but people still wait in them for the school lunch, just as you’d wait for someone you really like.
“You’re clearly in Computer Science, because you’ve programmed my heart to fall in love.”
There’s usually not much logic to love like there is with computer programming, but maybe you’ve found an exception.
“I love listening to you almost as much as I love listening to KBPS.”
A truly invested radio major would never enjoy listening to anything as much as our school’s own radio station.
“You must be taking AP Photography because you’re picture-perfect.”
Any photographer will love this pickup line that highlights their photogenic beauty.
“Are you our new 314 MWh solar array? Because being near you energizes my whole world.”
As part of its sustainable design, Benson’s new building has a large solar array that helps to power the building
“It’s lucky you’re in Health Occupations, because I need your help dissecting these feelings.”
At Tech Show, health occupations majors show off their skills by doing eyeball dissections — maybe they can help dissect your feelings towards them too?
“I can tell you’re in Tech Skills, because you’ve engineered your way into my heart.”
If you’ve been developing feelings for someone, maybe it’s because they’re using the engineering skills they’ve learned at Benson!
“Are you our aviation program? Because I wish you’d come back.”
Benson used to have an aviation program, and there’s been discussion recently of bringing it back! If you’re trying to reconcile your relationship with someone, this pickup line would be perfect.